just an unholy fool

Poor Sammie played literally his first gig and immediately got the worst fan to ever exist

this shit aged like raw milk

people who actually think win butler is a douchebag

2014 Deanna, you dumb bitch

kitty cat purring gotta be in the top 1 sounds ever invented it's so awesome that there's a creature that can just be sitting and staring blankly at me but I know she's happy cause she's going brrrrrrrr

lounge singer ass

i need liberals and leftists and particularly northern state liberals and leftists to shut the fuck up about southern states but i ESPECIALLY need them to shut the fuck up about how people dying in natural disasters in texas is deserved because texas's government is the way it is

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"