Stressed out sloth.

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

can someone uh………… hit me with a car

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

tomato a fruit

blocked

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

good morning but at what cost

you know what’s so fucking stupid? me. im stupid. lmao

Anyone get that “my childhood was stolen and it’s not fair” kind of angry

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

Please let this be a thing

can’t take niggas nowhere