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listen bindi not all of us can look into the multiple eyes of death and cuddle it but u do u honey

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

The funny part is, I can actually recognize the exact logic behind most of the things that Trump and Spicer are saying (not that I agree with any of it, I can just visualize the chain of thought as it makes sense to them) but you know I’m also a kindergarten teacher who has spent the past five years training to pick apart what five-year-olds say in order to decipher what they actually mean so…

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

This last paragraph should become everyone’s oath to themselves and all others.

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace

Guys this is really obvious?? Blablablabla is for those who enjoy a chat in the bathroom. You know, those that will yell in the stall “DOES ANYONE HAVE PAPER??”, talk in the line to the bathroom about the line in the bathroom, explain to you there isnt soap and the only sinks that work are 1 and 3, that when urinating will just casually talk about the weather. Bla is for those who just rather shake themselves if there isnt toilet paper, who rather discover for themselves where there isn’t soap and complain in their heads that the line is taking too fucking damn long. tl;dr it is separeted by socially outgoing and socially shy!

The only two genders: introverts and extroverts