gab

always funny when people tag posts like “sorry for les mis posting in 2023” like girlie the book was published in 1862. we’re past this

My most closely guarded and precious to me headcanon about Heated Rivalry in-universe Hollanov RPF is that the VAST majority of the fics are top!Shane. They characterize him as a strong and silent type who eventually melts into a sweet, nervous service top when Ilya's brating and chirping and spreading legs finally convince Shane to let his guard down. Real Shane and Ilya are, of course, not remotely aware of this because I cannot TELL you how niche RPF as a community is and how completely off the radar the cloisters of stan Twitter would be to a couple of professional hockey players from the mid-2010s. However the fandom war caused by the conflicting characterizations of Shane in Hollanov fic versus Shayden fic does result in a middle school teacher in Saskatoon getting doxxed.

matching best friends t-shirts idea one says ‘the wound they will carry for the rest of their life➡️’ and the other. just says ‘⬅️best friend’

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

the author’s barely disguised job they worked in their early 20s

they need to give out research grants for rpf

his nuanced thingy