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My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her

i hate it when nothings going on and my ears decide to ring like shut up bro its annoying fucking “eeeeeeeeeeeee” i get it man. i get it

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.

Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.

Spirit: (pulls out a tablecloth, everything on the table crashing onto the floor) Cat Owner: CUT IT OUT! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DINING ROOM? Spirit: (nervously moves to the kitchen)

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

You can be angry about things but still make the conscious decision not to be cruel. When we remind each other to be kind, we’re not saying don’t be mad. There’s a lot of stuff to be mad about right now. But you can still be a kind and patient person. You don’t have to be mean to other people. You can choose.

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

I DID NOT NEED TO FEEL THIS WAY ABOUT C3PO AT 2:15AM ON FUCKING CHRISTMAS