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I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

Most definitely what went down.

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

NAME A WOMAN

Is this an American history book?

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

Depression

Anxiety

Dissociation

😭😭😭

This is the most wholesome meme

Damn…I wish someone liked me like that