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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

i hate that i know exactly why and what this is from

I’m a hopeless bromantic, high five me in the rain, fistbump me gently as the sun sets.

I am a simple person. All I want is to wear ugly knit sweaters and walk in the forest. Maybe touch some moss. Toss some pebbles into a stream. Wear some leaves in my hair. Carve runes into stumps. Commune with the spirits I sought out. Wake ancient and feral magic. Lose all contact with civilization. Forget human speech. Turn into a local legend. Every girl's dream.

Give ur local hobbit a kiss on the forehead

I flirt subtly, and by “subtle” I mean making no move to show that I like them

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Imagine if a Lush store flooded

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.