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I don’t like people with super white teeth like why do you have a porcelain mouth. All my bitches got a dingy coffee/tea/smoke stained smile from enjoying the many dependencies of life.

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

emails from students are either by someone who’s never written any emails ever (but we all start somewhere right) or “a thousand apologies i shall do better my liege”

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

pre autumnal cool breeze i love you so much i am filled with so much joy

official dnd post

My only piece of advice to girls and young women is that you have to become financially independent no matter what it takes. Do whatever you need to do to become financially independent in this world and don’t ever let it go for anybody.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

World Heritage Post