I'd rather be watching The Golden Girls

Thousands of fucking families knocked on their asses and it’s just a big wheel that goes around.

The movement of the stars, the immensity of the universe, the size of the earth, the nature of things, the power and strength of the immortal gods—such are the topics of [the Druids’] conversations, which they transmit to their children. — Julius Cæsar, The Gallic War.

The Coligny Calendar (Calendrier de Coligny) was a Gallic or Celtic calendar inscribed on a large bronze tablet (150 x 80 cm) in the Roman province of Gaul in the 2nd century AD. The surviving 73 fragments, constituting 2/5 of the original tablet, were discovered in 1897 in Coligny, on the path of the Roman road from Lugdunum (Lyon) to Argentotatum (Strasbourg). A large bronze statue of a male deity was found with the tablet. The original locations of the tablet and statue are unknown. The tablet may have been destroyed by Romans as part of a general suppression of Druidic culture.

The language of the calendar is Gallic or Celtic, but composed in Latin characters. It is the longest Gallo-Celtic text to survive, although only distinct 60 words are used.