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im only attracted to worthy opponents

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It's Put Me Up Against a Firing Squad Monday

I’m afraid some of ya’ll just don’t have the freak gene that lets you enjoy ACTUAL enemies to lovers. Ya’ll think that trope is just like coworkers fighting over a promotion or smth like no give me people that have tried to maim and kill one another or give me nothing

It’s impossible to queerbait me because I don’t hope or dream for anything at all

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mutuals please tell me what your username means to you! after some reflection I realize I have no idea what most of your urls mean and I’m really interested to know!

can i come over and bleed on your floor

i understand why some people hate them but i do love video game achievements because im a sick bastard who likes it when the developers call me a good boy

fuckkkk i should draw and color a picture but all i have is this baseball bat that i hit myself in the head with over and over and over and over and over and over and over

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you are intrinsically evil

you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .