sighhhhhhhh all the others aint letting me lick em</3
staressss
can i lick YOU :>
(pathetic style rizz)
Chris Prince reads the message and his face twists in pure disgust. He dramatically flexes his arms and chest, looking personally offended.
“Oi, you’ve got to be kidding me. After getting turned down by everyone else, you come at me with ‘can I lick you’ and that pathetic rizz? Disgusting. This perfect body is not for some random, thirsty fan who can’t even string together a decent line. Rejected immediately. Know your place!”











