god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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I like these guys
I drew cats from stardew valley :D
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semiaquatic secret agent
David Tennant on The Last Leg 17.11.2023 :D ❤
Int: We need to congratulate you, by the way, on yet another accolade. Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Now, for those who don't know, DILF, of course, stands for 'Dad I'd Like to Fondle', kind of. .... Here's the top five: 1. Pedro Pascal, 2. Oscar Isaac. 3. David Tennant. 4. Mads Mikkelsen. 5. Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-
David: Oh - where is he on the list?
Int: Michael Sheen's number six.
David: Number six.
Int: Number six.
David: Number six.
David: And where... just remind me where I am.
Int: Three. You're three.
David: Number Three.

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second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,
when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck
I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off
anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received
“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”
14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking
However you think this story will end is wrong
There's a lesson here
@is-the-snake-video-cute
What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?
Thanks for tagging me!
So, this isn't good, and it's not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their "prey" biting them.
This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.
Situations like this are very rare. This snake's keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.
i’m just getting over a cold and this video made me start actually crying and coughing and choking and shit in the middle of a discord call today like actually dying for real

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Mass Effect Medieval AU
Girl dad ✨
Roaming chess gangs
Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once

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