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“Hey. This is super out of the blue, but I think you’re super cool and I was wondering if you wanted to go out to dinner? Like on a date?”

Then you hesitate for a moment. Wondering “is this really a good idea?” Then you hit send anyway. You regret it immediately. But you don’t do anything about it. “Maybe something will turn out” you think. “Who knows”

Well I’m in that who knows again. So we’ll see.

No I will not be telling anybody what I did to prompt this, even if they ask really nicely. And if their guess hits the nail on the head, I will Deny Deny Deng

John and Jesus were friends beyond the way Jesus and Peter. He would lay against Jesus’s “besom” John would lay himself on Jesus’s chest, like lovers. And when Peter asked him who would betray him he wouldn’t say. And when John asked he told him. John was often referred to as “The apostle that Jesus loved”

Daveed Diggs. From a southern patriot to a southern bootlicker. Having someone who plays the 2 greatest patriots play one of the greatest anti-patriots is great. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Antony Starr is truly one of the greatest actors in history. He’s so freaking scary. Playing Homelander must be so hard. He plays the greatest metaphor film history (in my opinion) playing the most hatable character must be such a hard role. I’m sorry Mr. Starr.

Jack Quaid. I have such a soft spot for the dorks in TV shows. You did such a good job keeping the dork in a character in such a hard spot. Great job. You’re a national hero

To my beloved characters. My babies. Who I have seen grow, shrink, and other various arcs. One last spoiler warning.

The way I feel my brain works is like a library. Different book shelves and file cabinets with town documents and VHS tapes and stuff. The labels in the memory section for where everything goes isn’t dates, but rather relative numbers.

In the basement of my library is a file cabinet. Real dusty but the a clear area on the handle. I like to visit this cabinet often. In it are a couple things. The first VHS and Photographs in the library, a baby blue blanket, a purple flower, ect. Most notably though, the subject of today’s post, a manila folder with a single sheet of paper in it. On it there are 3 things.

1. This surface is soft and cozy. 2. The round thing moves quickly. 3. Obama

My earliest memories, if you can call them that, are of me on a bed or blanket or something, staring at a wall clock, and hearing my parents talk about the 2008 election. And because of the way my brain labels all data points and memories, I can tell this is older than the book containing all the names of my family.

In conclusion, the oldest name in my book of names is the 44the president of these great United 46 States and 4 commonwealths,

Il est chaud et adorable. Il joue de la batterie. Il est drôle. C’est mon genre.