this is a gerrymandered district

In Star Wars there are so many Skywalkers, but there’s Only One Kenobi.

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

my heart exploded

Pokemon Logic

@kygo

i’ll respect you more if you tell me exactly how you feel.

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

Dan Brucie ur Bobbies

there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

Mom, I might not have gone down in history but I have gone down on a girl

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

why repaint the mona lisa

just wanna kiss and listen to you talk about urself

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you