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[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

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Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

He said in an interview that he shouldn’t have been surprised that they would have no respect for vets when they are gassing moms

The future is basically “New Orleans after Katrina, forever and everywhere”

It’s the DHS except they’ve picked up people from border patrol and academi. It’s unlikely that it’s academi by themselves