keep it light, you bitch

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..