Story of My Life

Maria's favourite Rammsnippets 🎬🖤 // Hafisch making of 🦈

Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods Legally Blonde (2001)  |  dir. Robert Luketic

my face as soon as i got that message that said (and i fucking quote) "HOE, SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL MAKE YOU DRINK BLEACH":

Casting spells with high quality and fidelity: I use my fmulet

casting spells that are a lot alike the other spells dignity-wise but CANNOT be combined with them: i use my omtague

casting spells in the past tense: i use my wasulet

casting spells on myself: i use my ammelet

casting spells in the kitchen: i use my omelette

casting spells while sporting a distinctive long hair style: I use my amullet

When I'm not allowed to cast spells: I use my amudon'tlet

Richard and Paul watching Olli on the boat during Stripped

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Grandma Ferret. (X)

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