princess of pain 🔪

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.  -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”

this picture of the mulaney’s showing petunia dressed as a butterfly to a baby is all I’ve ever needed (source)

Kind of gives you chills .

when will this happen to me

(August 6th 1969 - October 21st 2003)