Hey hey hey!

Long time, no talk. I miss you guys. How the heck have you been? Please respond audibly now to your computer screens so that the people and animals near you look at you like you’re nuts. Obviously you cannot tell me how you’re doing, unless you want to send me an email to update me on how you’re doing, which I always welcome. 

Let’s talk patient to patient. I want to give you my perspective as a person living with Crohn’s who has had my fair share of endoscopic procedures. There are plenty of scholarly articles on the internet about the benefits of colonoscopies in inflammatory bowel disease so I’m not going to repeat here what has already been said there. I just want to have real talk, me to you, as patients. 

You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only work with you but for you. Work for your happiness when you’ve forgotten how to create it.. work for your smile when your lips won’t curve.

Hamilton:

Private Journal of Aaron Burr. July 12th, 1809.

AKA Burr fights bedbugs, loses, and then proceeds to nap on the floor for 5 hours