nah.

physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here either 

vibe check! *wraps my arms around your waist from behind and gently rests my head between your shoulder blades*

have they announced who’s playing twelve year old John Mulaney in S5/6 of The Crown yet?

bitches be like *reconsume media from childhood to cope*

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

Like to charge, fucking reblog to cast

thought this was talking about a real physical landslide that crushed both candidates & killed them

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

will someone please tell hozier that when wasps pollinate figs they die inside the fig and the fig slowly grows with the wasp inside it? and also that every kind of fig tree has a specific kind of wasp meant to pollinate and die inside it? feel like he could make that pop

I’m heartbroken.

‘why are you sitting in the dark’ excuse you I’ve been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this