Just think of it like an aita post on reddit, at the end you have the tldr for lazy people and lazier examiners 😂

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

save point

Happens a lot, but I’ll always bring you back to my dimension 💖

😭😭😭

Absolutely just precious 😍

Boys were made to cuddle and to be cuddled

Yaasss please cuddle me while I cuddle you!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 x

i’m not in the mood for anything anymore

That’s fine we can just Chill and do nothing for a while until you’re in the mood for literally anything again x

Deal! 😘 x

“I wasn’t myself for a long time and nobody noticed”

I’ll always notice 😘 x

And succeeding, you’ll never be not good enough! I love you so much everyday and always will, you fill my heart so much! X

You always have and you always will 😘x

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start

Going to bed is basically accepting the terms and conditions of dealing with whatever bs is going to happen the next day.

I never want tomorrow to start, especially with you I jsut want to drag the day out and spend as much time with you as possible 😘x

women’s pants should have reinforced inner thighs i swear to god if i have to keep replacing my jeans every few months simply because i have thighs and i like to walk….

I support this! Also maybe reinforced right under the crotch for guys too maybe?

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

I’ll always be here to hold and support you, through everything that may come your way, I got you babe 😘 x

sometimes I just want someone to fuck me real hard

Well that can be arranged 😜

Yup with this personality and this body AND in this economy..... I’m sorry you won the worst lottery ever 😅

I just want to lay here with you forever

Nope never, I’ll never let it take you!!! I can’t be losing you! 💖