So as I am now 12 months without a job because I quit my super toxic job of 7 years, I decided the only way for me to have a good time on LinkedIn is to kind of treat it like Tumblr.
That means: don't pay for Premium, don't use AI, and yes I was very extraordinary with my profile. What did I write in my title?
"Quality Assurance Mastermind, Documentation Wizard, Knowledge Management Expert, Data Sorcerer, and Configuration Management Librarian"
And what did I write for the "About" Section?
"Hello! I am [my name], a charismatic consultant with an extraordinarily unique interest in anything related to: - the importance of excellent quality assurance - why documentation should always be present on your projects - emphasizing the use and need for having an amazing knowledge management system - exploring and making notable discoveries while swimming in an ocean of data - my love and expertise in tracking everything with the magic of configuration management With my versatility in such skills and ability to catch the details that make up the skeleton of a project, I definitely bring the nerve to bring my talents to your team and project with the best celebrations of wins!"
I elaborated on the list of roles I put for my title, and the bolded words (Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, Talent) are part of the C.U.N.T. framework that RuPaul expects out of all of us and repeats it on "Rupaul's Drag Race" nonstop.
As for the picture I am reblogging, I am going to use it for my cover image because honestly, it is way more fun, cute, and different than all of the boring crap on LinkedIn. I cannot play the conformity game if I know I suck at it.
I have a good feeling about this and yes, please message me if you feel like asking me anything about it or to just chat because this is exciting and it is the most confident I have felt in almost a decade!!
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