Quotes Without Context

AT: ALSO YES DREA GET THAT DICK 👏👏👏

My life is a gross degree

God small talk makes me want to dig out my eyes with a spoon then shove the same spoon in my ear

MY VAGINA JUST PULSATED

I hate sodomy but I want Jesus up my ass"

SH: id like the flow to flow into me RS: i think we’d all like the flow to flow into us

RS: *quoting AT on the admin chat* do you think snape's dick would be like soft and small like a hamster AT: YOU FUCKER

i have legitimately never heard of something as dodgy as buying a cake in a maccas car park before going to play bingo on a friday night

*old grandma voice* OH do you want to come play some blingo?

you must have really stiff nose flaps i think mine are really flexible

this is a fRIENDLY touch

america sucks donkeys

thanks i appreciate a good ol magic prick

OH there’s flesh everywhere! is that a hand or an EYE? *said in immense scottish accent*