ye shalt nouth pass

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

MCR fan fiction but every time you read the words coffee, cigarettes, or “he flipped his beautiful, raven black hair out of his eyes, sensually,” u take a shot.

Somebody in the 1800s saw a glass bottle and thought, “You know what would go great in there? An entire fucking ship.”

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

Resippy

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(