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wish i lived in the Mama Mia Extended Universe where almost everyone’s poor but being poor means you have a single bedroom filled with adorable assorted mismatched furniture that still follows a decorative scheme and you have a great view and a french press 

don,t let the doorknob go up your ass on the way out

you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit 

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

when will hollywood let keira knightley be gay in a period piece

No offense but this is tea and it is scalding

on all levels except physical, i am a whore

honestly if you hear a springsteen song come on in a public place… that’s bruce himself trying to commune with you directly and you need to pay attention

my favourite part of queer eye is in the first 10 minutes where they instantly start dragging the guy & invade his home & start wearing random shit they find in the house

Nancy has more big dick energy than Jonathan and Steve combined

the funniest fuckin part of the whole hobbit film trilogy is when they get to erebor and bilbo’s like “hey what’s that a picture of” and they’re like “what you came to steal. the arkenstone” and he’s like “…which is?” and they have to be like “it’s a gem lad” like that boy followed these dwarves 750 miles on foot chased by orcs and didn’t even know what he was supposed to do when he got there. have you ever wanted to be dicked down by a richard armitage character so hard you walked 750 miles on the off chance that stealing something would get you into his pants without even knowing what you were supposed to steal. and he didn’t even get dicked down in the end. a real tragedy

@canks 

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