wesley

if you like something, people will make fun of you because you have admitted to experiencing a sincere emotion. this makes people defensive about what they like.

if you don’t like something, people will take your opinion personally and attack you. this makes people feel like they have to have a very good reason to dislike something.

people reach for reasons to like vs dislike things that are serious and often politically relevant so they can defend themselves from other opinion-havers.

these positions mutually reinforce each other until it is assumed that any declaration of liking or disliking something is both personally and politically relevant by default.

plain tshirt

you can never go wrong with the basics. when he tucks it into his belt you get a clear image of his tits and also his big strong arms. the dog tags conveniently fall between them, giving them perfect symmetry. 8/10

Thee pink henley

gives us a good view without being tasteless. the slutty v neck really adds to the vibe. unfortunately its not tight enough for us to be able to see his tits all the time or from every angle. 7/10

cutoff sweatshirt

it’s not very tight fitting but you can still see a subtle curve. however, the fact that the exact shape of the tits is not visible results in an air of mystery and leaves it up to the viewers imagination, enhancing the look while also giving a visual representation of his character as a whole. also love the big tiddies little waist look. 5/10

slutty robe

a show of tasteful cleavage here. gives you a perfect sample of both tit and chest hair. tantalizing and leaves the viewer wanting more (good way). 8/10

class A’s

he looks dapper but unfortunately his tits are hidden by the stiffness of the uniform jacket. there is a slight suggestion due to its form fitting nature but it leaves the viewer wanting more (bad way). 2/10

tank top

same effect as the plain tshirt but More. love the unrestrained vibe of this one. hes hot and hes wearing a tank top and he doesnt care. his big jugs are just Out There. 10/10

tits out

you’d think this would be an easy 10/10 but it’s simply too straightforward. none of the wonder or mystery is there. its that thing where the reveal of the real thing can never live up to the viewers imagined expectations. theyre some nice looking tits though cant lie. bring back mens chest hair 2021. 6/10

surgical gown

theres nothing here. its so loose fitting we dont even get the slight downward curve of the class A’s. a disservice. 0/10

suspenders + tshirt