Gay Stuff

That shrek one is threatening

@hollowb00tijelly SHREK

Choose your fighter

the son

she released those babies like a ramen flavour packet

love how stella swims over like “oh shit i must’ve misplaced these ten whole babies!”

Love how the li’l ramen flavor packets swim over like ‘oh shit that must be mom, she’s mom-shaped’

found-family speedrun

New offspring just dropped.

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

Also, SNAP “fraud” is like exchanging some of your stamps for cash to buy necessities you can’t buy with stamps, like soap or deodorant or tampons

TBH even if one hundred percent of people on food stamps were committing food stamp fraud I’d still be in favor of keeping the program around

Insanely funny that Elon Musk became this cult figure for hyping up Bitcoin, quietly sold off most of his holdings, and then started talking shit about it, only to then start doing the same with Dogecoin. He’s literally just collecting money from his fanbase by manipulating the market for an unregulated commodity, which is possible because the commodity in question is so disconnected from any real economic value that celebrity gossip can move its price. There are guys online a few months ago who kissed the ground Musk walked on that are now literally sending him death threats