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This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

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What the fuck is this advertising. Can you see this too.
Today, at long last, I have seen an ad for something worse.
the idea that cats are elegant and nimble is wrong. ive seen my cats trip far more often than ive seen them do an impressive jump
was trying to get a picture of Khoshekh pondering the orb for tumblr but uh
what the fuck is this???
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

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Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
What a highly specific and devastating word

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trying to cite a YouTube video but the title keeps changing in order to secure .5% of extra ad revenue
trying to search for a YouTube video but the title was changed in order to ensure less than a percent of extra clicks
trying to show someone a YouTube video but the thumbnail was revised for algorithm appeal so we scroll past it not realizing
trying to enjoy a YouTube video but YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHY I CAN'T 😱
Trying to rewatch a YouTube Video on an interesting topic but I can't tell which one it was since it was just titled "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
have you ever tried meat other than the chicken/turkey/pork/beef/fish big four?
bison
venison
waterfowl (including duck, duck, goose)
another land bird (quail, ostrich, etc)
whale
gator
dog
horse
some kind of exotic seafood (pufferfish, eel, octopus, etc)
insects
multiple/other
no I haven't
I'm curious. I've had bison, venison, ostrich, gator, eel, octopus, and mealworms
fandom loves to see a unique and interesting story and go ah this would be great in my little boxes that make everything the same

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When we were young my siblings and I had these five completely identical hard plastic figures of Sulley from monsters inc for some reason (pictured above) and we would play this game where we would tie each of them to a blade of the ceiling fan (also pictured) using elastics or electrical tape. Then we would turn the fan on to the highest setting and run. I don't even remember the objective of the game or if there even was one, I think we just had to survive until they all came flying off. And they would come HARD. There were dents in the walls. One time we had a friend over and played this game and she got hit in the head with one of the Sulleys and had to go home early.
you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man