burgers hambled, arbystyle

obviously-gaudy seasonal earrings (i am a SUCKER for christmas jewelry. i'll admit it. im just really into lights and metallic reds and bells. and just look at my halloween hoops and my conversation hearts and the other hearts and... !!!!!),

earrings i've had since i was a child (like the music notes, the guitars, the pandas, and the skates. i miss skating),

family jewelry (a few pairs of hoops, a pair of gold crosses from my great-grandmother, a couple random studs i got from different family members, the clip-ons up on the top there, etc.),

jewelry suitable for work (primarily the flat/screw back bars and balls i have, though i've been known to wear some small gold hoops, black studs, or silver studs to professional meetings in my time. there was also a point in time when the spiked hoops were my signature, usually with the black studs in the second piercing),

staples (like those black studs, the spiked hoops, a pair of dangling spider earrings, the bigger neon orange pumpkins, a small pair of cleaver earrings i used to wear all the time in lectures and photo lab, etc., as a subcategory of suitable-for-work. i also used to have a pair of black studs with little orange stones in them, but i lost one in vegas, and lost my other favorite pair of red-gem studs, also in vegas, which is why i hate vegas),

garish and honestly why would you wear that (the monster cans (why do i own these), the beaded earrings that spell FUCK<3, the giant fuckoff pentagram hoops, etc.), and

earrings i can't bring myself to get rid of (mostly angel wings; they're not really something im drawn to wearing, but i own so many of them and made a pair out of old lockets so i just kind of... have them?).