from messages like an hour and thirty minutes later
i wanted to write down that i needed to get a serving dish, the cranberry sauce, and a serving spoon, plus the serving spoons and utensils for the table i was setting up, and she was insisting i didn't need to write it down
evidently i did, because i immediately forgot i needed to get the cranberry sauce as soon as i went to write it down
and then i like. left her alone because she was annoyed people were bothering her, so i made my list and got out the serving utensils—six spoons, a spatula, a pie server, tongs, etc., and a dish and spoon for the cranberry sauce
and while i was on the way down the stairs, she started yelling at steve about how people kept bothering her and she just wanted to decompress for an hour (ok then say that and stop calling people into your room and stop keeping your plan for thanksgiving on your laptop)
so I like. apologized. started putting out the utensils. and she flipped out at me for having a list
literally went "what the FUCK are you writing"
"im crossing things off my list so i can make sure i have everything"
"why do you need a list?"
"bec--"
"and why are there tongs? what the FUCK is this?" [picks up the pie server, slaps it back down on the pies]
and im actually surprised that i yelled back. like for once in my life
because i started trying to tell her that i needed a list so i could remember and then, when she started yelling that she only wanted spoons, i started telling her that was insane, and even then, "how are you supposed to serve PIE with a SPOON? and i can't see through the floor! i go up there, i don't know what's down here! i don't see what's so wrong with me making a list!"
"how do you serve VEGETABLES with a SPOON? how do you serve CEREAL BARS with a SPOON?"
and she just kept going about the fucking spoons, so i tried to take the pie server back upstairs and she yelled at me to bring it back, did the whole "No, sure, Kimmie, you're right and I'm wrong, Just Like Always, I'm NEVER RIGHT" thing she does, and then went and shut herself in the bathroom so hard she bruised her ass on the toilet. like??? did you have to throw this fit??
and all this started because i made a list, which is something I've been doing since kindergarten. at the end of it, im just glad i yelled back and didn't back down or cry. I've never done that before.
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