burgers hambled, arbystyle

regarding the post i posted on a different blog semi-erroneously: i crave eggs so bad. i just want eggs. unfortunately i can taste my throat so i shouldn't egg now. and i know the issue is likely either the prepackaged tuna or the italian dressing i used (different than usual, didn't check the ingredients), and i can only hope it isn't suddenly mustard. i like mustard. it's tangy. kinda burns the nose a little. goes good in egg salad or on pretzels or in soup. either way i can't wait until im home with my own kitchen and no unfamiliar ingredients and no exploding egg yolks (hold on, Something’s coming up my me)

am i even a living person

trying to be cool and chill and normal but i am a neurotic lapdog at my core and honestly way too aware of time passing