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Move over Jade Forest, we’ve got some new Tamagotchi Paradise devices. Welcome Tamagotchi Paradise Orange Tropics, and White Glacier to the Tamagotchi Paradise lineup. So what’s new?

First, both the Orange Tropics and White Glacier feature new Tamagotchi Paradise shell designs. With the Orange Tropics featuring a pink shell, orange buttons, zoom dial, and top cover. The White Glacier features a pearly white shell, blue buttons, zoom dial, and top cover.

What’s really exciting is the programming! The Orange Tropics and White Glacier feature some new fields, and one returning field. They both feature the tropical, forest, and ice field! Of course if you purchase an Orange Tropics you’ll start in the Tropical field, and if you purchase a White Glacier then you’ll start in the ice field. It is really nice to see that the forest field is returning as it was once exclusive to the Tamagotchi Paradise Jade Forest.

With new fields does come new characters which total up to 30 new characters, and these new shells do not disappoint! We also suspect that both the Orange Tropics and White Glacier will each have their own secret character respectively as past Tamagotchi Paradise models have.

There are also 3 new mini games, and 2 new connection games on both of these devices, and 60 new items! Wow! The new connection games can ONLY be played when connecting the Orange Tropics or White Glacier devices together.

I was brainstorming new original characters for a cow and horse illustration book. Their names are Mow and Hihin.

She's just trying to pay her student loans

When I bought my latest laptop, which coincidentally is already losing functionality in multiple keys, I noticed that the right Control button was no longer a right Control button. This was a bad sign for me, someone who fairly frequently used the right Control button. Worse still, it now bore the Microsoft Copilot logo and would open, when pressed, Microsoft Copilot. Not having personal interest in that particular robot, I was now in the market to rebind that key to something else.

I initially considered setting it up as my dedicated The Sims 2 button, but not only do I not yet have The Sims 2 installed on this computer, the way I play that game, it takes upwards of 15 minutes to boot up. I knew I would be constantly accidentally hitting this key, and I did not want to be constantly accidentally opening The Sims 2.

My partner immediately suggested that I set it to open "a jpeg of a fish." I Googled "carp," found an image, and set my right Control key to open a tiny browser window with a link to said fish. Though it is a .png file from pngtree labeled "pngtree-rohu-carp-fish-png-png-image_4022775.png", in an effort to display matrimonial piety, I dutifully labeled it "fish jpeg."

I now accidentally open this link multiple times a day, which is great, because it means I have a lot of opportunities to see a fish. Sometimes I accidentally hit it several times in quick succession, which means I get to see several fish! When I close all my open programs to shut down my computer, I usually find at least one forgotten fish. Things are working out beautifully, and everyone is happy.

The actual director is Natted JWHJ0715, and they deserve credit!!!