BBC Merlin + Text Posts

Truce?

Must be gettin' a little rusty there, kiddo.

is purple, as is the one he uses in jump the shark:

that’s a whole year difference not to mention the mystery spot cap was in an alternate timeline. and now i can’t get it out of my head; the image of sam picking a purple toothbrush each time because these are the cheap, plastic ones you buy when you’re traveling and you forgot yours at home except sam and dean are traveling all the time so i’m sure they go through a bunch of them.

and each time sam chooses purple like maybe that’s his favorite color and when he was little he’d be a little embarrassed and dean would tease him a bit and call him a girl and sam would blush and stubbornly pick out the same brush every time

and maybe he picks out other things in purple too like his boxers or his dumb socks or his other possessions.

basically sam winchester is a purple loving cutie pie and there’s nothing you can do about it.

those pink/purple cheap toothbrushes often come in, like, two packs…usually with a more “boyish” color…like blue

so basically sam and dean buy the two-pack of toothbrushes, like a goddamned couple. but whatever, it makes sense, it’s usually cheaper, especially if you need both toothbrushes at the same time.

except in mystery spot…

…sam is using the purple toothbrush months after dean has died.

which means that, just like with the food, sam keeps buying the two-pack of toothbrushes, even though his brother isn’t there to use the second one.

dean winchester: oh so you're saying we need to go full wicker man on this pissed off bag of bones so we can say the big sayonara to casper the unfriendly bitch?