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TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: âMyam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!â
@captioned-vines
OH MY GAWWWWDDD
PLAY THIS WITH THE SOUND TURNED ON IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.
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Fox Alignment Chart
Lawful Good: Nick Wilde
Neutral Good:Â Mozilla Firefox
Chaotic Good:Â Disneyâs Robin Hood
Lawful Neutral: Fox Mulder
True Neutral: A fox
Chaotic Neutral: Starfox
Lawful Evil: âWhat does the fox say"Â
Neutral Evil: Swiper
Chaotic Evil: Fox News
This is perfection
This is the Remington bracelet, design by @heir.looms & tutorial by @expert_looms. Done in @official_rainbowloom Purple/Blue Pearl and Metallic White. So easy to make, and I love it! #loom #looming #loombands #hookonly #bracelet #remington #remingtonbracelet
is this what the kids are listening to these days?
Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasnât.
Iâm cackling
Omg
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Um, excuse me?
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Tee hee hee, that wibbly ear gives me the LOLs!
Comission of #heisenberg and #pabloescobar is finally finished. Iâm glad the studies were worth it for this cold combo!
Plata o plomo? Enjoy Narcos S2.
This is the Freyr bracelet, design by @loomypippy & tutorial by @artisanloom. This design is 5 pin bars wide and two full looms long. It's been a while since I've (successfully) made something on the loom and I'm so glad to have made this! If you want to make one, ensure you have lots of good stretchy bands! #loom #looming #loombands #freyr #freyrbracelet #bracelet #loomypippy #artisanloom
My rendition of the Riviera bracelet, design by @emeraldlooms & tutorial by @expert_looms. Done in @official_rainbowloom LE Champagne Glitter Gold, LE Luminescent Glitter Pink and Sweets Fairy Pastel Blue. So easy to make and looks fab! #loom #looming #loombands #hookonly #bracelet #Riviera #Rivierabracelet #emeraldlooms #expert_looms
This is my rendition of the fabby Ariella bracelet, design by @immacrazyfangurl & tutorial by @expert_looms. Done in Penguin Black & Sweets Fairy Pastel Pink, all @official_rainbowloom bands. #loom #looming #loombands #hookonly #bracelet #ariella #ariellabracelet #immacrazyfangurl #expert_looms
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Iâve gone through almost 24 years of life and Iâve never seen a crab eat until just now.
Such tiny mouthfuls in such big hands
this is the most polite eating ive seen.
When I was a kid, I had a big bucket of blue crabs but I wasnât ready to go home yet. Then I accidentally caught a ray, and fed them that.  It was like watching little gremlins tear up a mushroom.
My rendition of the Brielle bracelet, design by @theloomgalaxy & tutorial by @expert_looms. Made using Zebra, Liberty Blue and Sweets Fairy Pastel Blue, all @official_rainbowloom bands. #loom #looming #loombands #hookonly #bracelet #Briellebracelet
Katie bracelet, design by @radiance_looms & tutorial by @expert_looms. Done in @official_rainbowloom LE bands in 3 different shades of pink! #loom #looming #bracelet #hookonly #LEbands #Katie #katiebracelet
Madras bracelet, design by @whaleloomer & tutorial by @expert_looms. Done in Liberty Blue, Sweets Orange, Sweets Green and Zebra bands, all from @official_rainbowloom. Love this design! #loom #loombands #madras #madrasbracelet #bracelet #whaleloomer #expert_looms
Legit had a dream last night that Thomas the tank engine fell off the railway to the afterlife into purgatory and spent centuries trying to escape a ghost train sweatshop, only to end up back in the real world as a lost and confused human, distraught that his chance at a peaceful train death had been ripped from him.
I donât know what I did last night to cause this but I need to never do it again.
#WHY THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?#Why was he on the tracks to train Valhalla what had killed this beast of the ages?#Why did escaping the sweatshop lead him back to the real world instead of letting him move on?#Why did train purgatory resemble a foggy Scottish moor?#Why did the real world he showed up in resemble feudal Japan???
Iâve only just remembered upon retelling this dream to my friend and had to rush here before I forgot it again. I explicitly remember human Thomasâ last words upon looking morosely out upon feudal Japan were very close to âI did not waste so many of my years to end up back on this miserable planet.â
Like, if this dream had featured humans or frankly ANYTHING other that a sentient train it would have been totally serious. There was not a single funny moment in this dream WHY WAS IT THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE?!
I made this fanart instead of eating breakfast
I cannot BELIEVE this.
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My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that it canonically takes place in a train post-apocalypse where the Island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dystopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or cannibalized for repair
If you think Iâm kidding you need to read the original books
could you please direct me to a source? i would feel much better if this was validated.
It took me so long to find this quote online but I did it because itâs so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine:
ââŚEngines on the Other Railway arenât safe now. Their controllers are cruel. They donât like engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then,â Percy nearly sobbed, âtheyâŚthey c-c-cut them up.â -âThe Bluebells of England.â  Stepney the Bluebell Engine.  Rev. Awdry, Wilbert.  London: Egmont Publishing, 1963.
This illustration, by Gunvor and Peter Edwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Other Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCKING FACE OMG
the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and illustrations. if you watched the show, itâs like that in book form. the second half of the railway series are so fucking dark and surreal iâm convinced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lsd and having hallucinations of his own death.
Excuse me but the very first story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a tunnel and refuses to run because he doesnât want to get his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel.
They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever.
On the show, didnât they also hook up one engine to a generator, so heâd never move again? That was literally one of the lines, I think. Itâs on some other post on here. It was chilling.
Yes! Â This also happened in the books, to an engine referred to only as âNo. 2âł, but the television series applied the same scenario to an invented character named âSmudgerâ, in the episode âGranpuffâ.
âSmudger,â said Duke. âWas a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice.â âListen, Dukieâ he snared. âWho worries about a few spills?â âWe do here! I said, but Smudger just laughed.â âHahaha!â âUntil one day, Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then!â âW-w-why? What did he do?!â âHe turned him into a generator. Heâs still there behind our shed. Heâll never move again.â
This is so fucked up
No, listen.
Okay, so we see Railway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly itâs so much worse in the Other Railways? I mean, sure, you might get turned into a generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as youâre told, but at least youâre not cut up and sold for parts, right? Itâs not so bad on the island of Sodor, right?
Or maybe thatâs just what Railway Management wants the engines to think.
Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, illustrated in hellish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
You are lucky to be an engine of Sodor.
Railway Management cares about you.
Trust Railway Management.
Stay on Your Track.
It Could Be So Much Worse.
Wtf the fuck is this train based 1984 bullshit
This is what British preschoolers grew up on. Why do you think we're all so repressed and neurotic?!
Smelling a smell that cannot be un-smelled.
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