Marb

quit having pillow time with the asinine and come have a threesome with the gleesome

Yeah 41M33

what no one tells you about polyamory is that it's mostly lying in bed playing Stardew Valley polyamory mod with your girlfriend making lists of which friends you'd make out with and never acting on it

Nevermind I kissed someone yesterday and today we made plans to sleep with a different person, polyamory is real

she called me a good dog but if we're being honest i didn't really do enough to deserve it. maybe the misery i have wrought upon this world is a debt insurmountable, a vial the blood-draw of my numinous suffering cannot fill. though, when faced with a mountain, what greater task befalls a good dog than walking with faith as thy master. also i wanna suck her dicj

this post is literally about me, and when I say literally, I mean I actually called her a good dog on our first date and I'm still embarrassed considering half an hour earlier she asked if she could kiss me and I said "ask me in half an hour, I want to but I'm so nervous"

mmm that's a good girl. kneel on mommy's hardwood floor. yes kitten, that's lettuce. mommy grows lettuce in her bedroom. good girls don't question mommy's horticulture or else she turns into red mommy