call me " dog justice"

victor frankenstein getti g hard for the first time: my penis has undergone a terrible and irrevocable transformation

this fever has me inventing so many new slothlike dances in the shower, mostly ones where i jostle side to side slack-jawed

fred durst actually used to be called bred durst cause on tour he was the go to guy for rearing new young

hey. wanna get naked with my friebds and huddle around a fire encircled with wolf pelts and bear hides [?] uhh no man u cant smoke there sorry. we are all allergic to the green 'erb

throwing it back sluggard style

thinking about during jazz school i lived alone with another t-girl and the house was so blackened with mould i was convinced i had bipolar II cause i regularly got super paranoid someone was gonna break in and kill me to the point i'd sleep with an unsheathed machete under my pillow and go days without sleeping then be flu-like and depressed for weeks afterwards. she would scream like so loud at 4am, lots of rats too

she called me a good dog but if we're being honest i didn't really do enough to deserve it. maybe the misery i have wrought upon this world is a debt insurmountable, a vial the blood-draw of my numinous suffering cannot fill. though, when faced with a mountain, what greater task befalls a good dog than walking with faith as thy master. also i wanna suck her dicj

all i believe in is unconditional hell for everyone regardless of who they were in life and all their good deeds

[grabbing Carl Jung by his labcoat] hey girlie KNOCK IT OFF

vague recollections of barking on command at the function last night

vanilla sex has no frame of reference. for instance what is mint chocolate chip sex. can girls do it

i LOVE ketamine. feels like being overpowered by a hairy, condescending twink. FUCK YES

you ever just sit alone in your room and feel as if every fibre of your being is lined with grasping hands all reaching towards something immaterial that wouldn't even satisfy the craving.