what’s tonight’s mood

what if there were professional text post critics

last night i said masculine when i wanted meat

that deer though like “am I high or are you fucking seeing this too?”

when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing

“ur brian”

listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man

protect her

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

and he was amazing in Titanic

a real renaissance man.

a fellow gamer…