50 cents for a binch

The fact that Hippos arnt actually “fat” but just have 2 inch thick skin is gonna keep me up at night 

oh the simpsons. oh little bartholomew. oh santa dog and mildhouse

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

master has snatched dobbys wig

god bless chicago ted

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”

Portal 2 is a fucking masterpiece for hundreds of reasons