It's not what you think it is

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

This is like the time when this guy was watching Avatar: The Last Airbender in the student lounge at 3 AM. He invited me to watch it with him, but as I walked over I ripped a massive gash in my leg on the side of the table and just… turned so he couldn’t see the blood while I stood and watched the end of the episode with him, because I didn’t want to walk out of the good conversation we were having.

You… have very little drive for survival.

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

yeah here it is

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

this dude fucks

acoustic surfing

An B….

clearly he originally had “an A” and then decided that was asking too much

True

just wondering why we don’t hold more public dances as a culture? why can’t i invite my crush out to a waltz? i already go to square and contra dances and i love the culture of them so much like yeah i will go to a bar to do western swing and two step stuff but that just lacks the ambiance that a contra or square has and like… the contra and square lack romance… also like, what about latin dancing? why can’t we all just dance together? idk i think dancing makes me feel so happy and good and connected and positive about my body and i just want more more more and i’m really hype to share that with other people!!

I don’t have a hard time believing this.