inserts himself? inserts himself where??

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

you get me

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.