I'm here, I'm queer. I'm probably in bed.

lowes man:  how can I help you son

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

Tu Bishvat is about trees, and trees are like bushes

on Tisha b’Av you need tissues bc you’re sad and crying

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories