i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

what nobody tells you about weekends is that it’s already monday

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

I have GOT to stop spending $30

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

‘project hail mary is about the power of friendship’ ‘project hail mary is about hope’ ‘project hail mary is about accidentally becoming too important at work’ wrong wrong wrong you’re all wrong. project hail mary is about what it would take for a single man in his 30s to own a fully paid off beachfront property in today’s economy