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Just an update: I'm alive! Just been busy over the Thanksgiving Weekend.
Expect writing in the coming week.

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This video is why Robert won't let Sonar babysit Beef.
I'm imagining Flambae with his niece and it's that one video where there's a douche asking "where are the masculine men" and Flambae is in the role of the response where there's heavy metal music as the dad is yelling "WE'RE HAVING A PRINCESS PARTY YEEAAAAAAAH!!!".
Do you see my vision?
So it was a tie. A genuine tie.
Malevola and Prism getting some fairy dispatcher shorts.

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I'll be posting some first chapters over Thanksgiving break. But while I prepare those, I also wanna do another short story featuring either Selena or Driscoll interacting with Z-Team prior to Robert joining SDN.
So, I'm going to do another Driscoll one. Who is he interacting with?
Who's talking to the fairy dispatcher?
Coupe
Punch-Up
Sonar
Malevola
Prism
Invisigal
Golem
Now this is mostly potentially headcanon but I was thinking back to what happens when Shroud puts the pulse (real or fake) into his head and everyone he gives augments to start going the evil glow. I think it's pretty obvious that all the augments are directly connected to Shroud in some kind of mind link stuff. Which means he pretty much directly has control over the villains' augments via a mind link device. No special remote or laptop or other mcguffin that can be taken from him directly.
So I was wondering....are the augments just augments, or could they be more?
Shroud's little speech that changes depending on your choices have him acting like he always knew what was going on inside SDN. And he attributes that to Invisigal being a spy.
Now that leaves us with, potentially, three options:
Visi was indeed a spy and kept that secret until the end.
Shroud was pulling everything from his ass to try and emotionally fuck with us.
Or my personal favorite: the potential for headcanon.
3. Shroud's augments might have some kind of surveillance function.
It would make sense. If he implants them into enough villains he'll have eyes and ears everywhere. Even those who decide to turn their life around with the Phoenix Program would still be able to act as eyes and ears for him. It would also allow him to keep track of the villains working for him, and if they deviate from the path, he can turn off the augments as punishment.
If I had to guess, it'd probably be some kind of tracker and a simple microphone device, because a camera wouldn't be as effective given the different kinds of powers there are, and that it could easily be covered up by a thick enough shirt.
That's what I'm going with, at least. The augments are basically doubling as a wire tap.
Imagine, if you will, Flambae singing to the tune of the Duck Song.
"A bitch walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the guy running the stand, "hey" bum bum bum "got any Twinks?"
Some days I see a meme I wanna draw and curse myself for investing my stats into words over pictures. This is one of those days.
My sibling is so funny and if I had any art skills I'd draw that one scene from Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun.
That scene where it's Kashima asking Hori "Who do you think is cuter, me or Nozaki?", but it's members of Z-Team asking Robert whose cuter.
Sib said it'd be funny if Flambae asked Robert "Who do you think is cuter, me or Sonar?" but honestly it could probably work with any combination.

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So my sibling made a very good point that could have made the writing just a smidge stronger in Episode 3's big choice on who we cut from Z-Team.
The reasoning for cutting Sonar that Robert gives to Blazer is about how easily Sonar fell for Coupé's trick and needed to use his distress beacon before even leaving the building.
But the reasoning for cutting Coupé that Robert gives is that "she still feels a little evil", and Blazer doesn't even argue on that.
One feels like a potentially legitimate critique of one of the candidates' ability to handle similar situations in the field, the other is a dumb cliquey vibe check. It's too disproportionate.
Sib says that the reason that should have been given for cutting Coupé is that she was the one to start the spiral of sabotages that happened during first shift that day by handcuffing Sonar in the gym.
Also, add a line about how Robert sees these instances and how they could potentially put the team at risk in the field if this kind of behavior from the cut member continued should they be allowed to stay. Blazer then concedes to those points, agreeing about safety first.
Not only are we now given more legitimate criticisms, but it also acts as a reflection of the reasoning Robert gives for each candidate. It's more balanced.
If we need to keep the scene where we cut someone, then at least have the reasonings be more equal.
Okay. Last choice for Fanfic B. This is the big one. I have an outline for either way, but I wanna know which you'd rather have.
Who was cut from Z-Team?
Sonar
Coupé
In hindsight, I should have realized the "we love the Twinkie loving sad bisexual" fandom would have picked the Twinkie option.
Not complaining. I love that choice too.
Can I just say, as an old anime fan, I really appreciate that Chase's hero name with the Blazer amulet, according to the subtitles, is Starblazer? If it was intended to be a reference, it's a really obscure one. And really shows how deep the nerdiness goes with the dev team.
Because of this, I headcanon that Chase likes old cheesy anime from before the 90s.
Sight For the Sore Eyes by Broken Iris is a Robert song. To me.

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Okay. I know the route to take with Fanfic A.
Now I need some advice for Fanfic B.
The Scene: Robert has to talk to a teenager one on one. The teen is going through it. Like, REALLY going through it. In a way only he can really relate to. And he's been having a really bad morning himself.
How does he break the ice with her?
"Hey kiddo. You wanna talk about what's going on?"
"So... this is a shitty day, huh?"
-hands her a Twinkie-
"...You know, I've been where you are now."
Which option should I go with?
"Hey kiddo. Wanna talk about what's going on?"
"So....this is a shitty day, huh?"
-hands her a Twinkie-
"...You know, I've been where you are now."
On behalf of my sibling who decided to be funnier than me the second I woke up this morning.