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I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical
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how come french doesnt have a word for lime “green lemon” nice job idiots
They don’t have a word for 80 did you expect them to do better with fruit?
excuse me id like to buy four twenties of green lemons
And also four twenty ten nine of earth apples.
this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug
none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen
my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.
those were supposed to be lambs?
I thought these were all misshapen dogs
These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.
cursed
WHY do they think TEETH will save it?
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I’ve been scamming the Dominos app promotion where you take a picture of any pizza for free points. For three weeks in row, not only has their shitty camera always interpreted any photo of my cat as pizza, I always tell them it was “the worst I’ve ever had” and “made at home”.
Excuse me @crooked-fingers may i see a picture of your cat plz? This sounds genuinely awesome.
And I just love cats
Here he is, the Pizza Boy
And so it continues
Mmmm, another week, another delicious pizza.
That’s all, folks. Six cat pictures within six weeks, and for a total of 60 Dominos points, redeemable for a medium 2-topping pizza of my choosing. I will be getting pepperoni and chicken, mine and Charlie’s respective favorites. He will be given many tiny pieces of chicken for being a perfect little model pizza boy, and also for aiding me in tricking a multimillion dollar company into giving me free food. Thanks for giving him the love and attention you all have given this post! He’s gonna try to stay humble.
I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.
I am absolutely positive if aliens tried to blend in this is what they’d end up looking like
There are more
#what i feel like doing when i think about my future
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The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
me bothering my friends
Anyway brexits going well
HEHROW?
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every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea
