slugs on shrooms bubble smoke

He checked her pulse

What We Actually Wanted

LETTER CAME IN FROM THE COURTS TODAY!! I AM NOW LEGALLY MALE!! WE FINALLY DID IT, FELLAS

Congrats on living your truth!!

Item: endless box of generic Benadryl. May cause drowsiness, do not operate heavy apparatuses or high-level spells.

This is so fucking funny

my bratz dolls talking to each other

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

This is, by the way, one of the reasons that a regular predator of the moose is the orca whale.

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible