S A T A N

Munday is almost over, I know, but here’s some pictures of me on Friday in the car going to a party. 

“Burned your tongue off?” Stares right back.

     Continues to just stare. Continues to take a sip out of their soda. Stares. 

                    [ female speaking gibberish, possibly possessed by demons ]

“Yes, I’m aware, but currently you’re more of one. And, really? Guess I missed your cremation day years ago, then.”

     Just stares. Takes their soda and sips out of it. ( No #spon ). Continues just staring. 

“I’ll have you know that I’m a very selfless person.” Deadpan. “Switching topics is allowed in a conversation, you know.”

          “You’re an asshole, and, not in this one. Also, the day you’re a very selfless person is the day that I burn in hell instead of running it.” 

Pouts. “Takes one to know one.”

         “Wow. Real mature. I mean, you’re not wrong, but, hey, we’re not talking about me, we’re talking about you.” 

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .