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my hotass GF: wow babe I love it ur so sensative

Why is he like this? 🤣👌🏼

Excerpt from  Boku wa nobaseta no wa kimi no sei by Eirianninaritai

have some doodles

I like the idea of basically everyone in Zora’s Domain having a crush on Link… they can flirt all they want, but to no avail - this Champion’s only got eyes for one guy~ though it’s anyone’s guess for if he realizes he’s being flirted with or not :B

a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)

#Sequel: Wait this is the correct premise but it’s all wrong please stop

(via barukkatharine)

The thrilling conclusion: FINE I WILL WRITE THE DAMN THING MYSELF.

cain: alpha as fuuuuck. big temper but also big dick. exudes toxic alpha bullshit but secretly soft af. likes getting fucked by his omega on the weekends.

abel: SWEETHEART. the best omega. a loving and caring partner who would do anything for his alpha. also hella kinky. ready to get dicked down 25/7.

keeler: the PRETTIEST. i lied. both him and abel are tied for being best omega. softest voice n silkiest hair. looks like he’d be an amazing cuddler. he 100% is.

encke: bigger biceps = better hugs. alpha. would fucking die for his omega. loves runnings his fingers through keeler’s hair until the omega falls asleep. could kick ur ass but is a cinnaroll.

deimos: my poor emo child. beta. isn’t good at expressing emotions but has a lot of love. wonders if cain would’ve liked him more if he had been born an omega :/// SOMEONE LOVE MY SAD SON.

praxis: alpha virgin but on the low. daydreams of handholding n pretty boys. goes to the gym every day, gets hit on every time, but is too busy pining after an omega who ain’t ever gonna be his. 

phobos: talents include pettiness n snark. beta. can suck dick better than anyone u know. regularly gets his eyebrows threaded.

*whisper* the cutest setter is Kageyama