yummy

id like to be a caterpillar sometimes, and I think it’s a nice thought to have once in a while

bzz

Tumblr folks, answer me: how do I make my dog stop peeing on my bed? Cuz it’s the second time he does it today and i prefer my sleeping zone piss free

Today I was watching TV with my family while we had lunch and a car ad pops up and it goes like “hey, do you know how much your car is worth?” and my brother just splurts out “THREE” and I almost choked

I thank whoever being is up there for creating me at the same time Forrest Gump is on Netflix, cuz it’s the best film I’ve ever watched and I’ll fight anyone for it (jk, everyone’s entitled to their opinion and there’s no wrong view on these kind of things, it’s just something you kinda have to respect and as well as my favourite movie is this one, someone else’s could be Shrek or American Pie or stuff like that)

For anyone who doesn’t know, Chupacabra’s literal translation from Spanish is “Suck goat”