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Xue Yang, Xiao Xingchen & Song Lan (MDZS) || The Cure
i threw up after i was done sobbing. thanks man.

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what if instead of grabbing oil (for lube) lwj accidentally took wwx's bottle of chilli oil
honestly my favourite teen!wangxian trope is those au fics where they get together early, but even in the less complicated bounds of childhood there arise misunderstandings. but the funniest one is apparently wwx's presumed promiscuity -- i actually cannot recall if kissings maidens is something he falsely bragged about or not in the novel; frankencanon is real -- and lwj's reaction to finding out he is, in fact, wwx's first. most common reaction is to pounce him, which, yeah i feel you hanguang-jun.
Found out that a single honey bee produces only 1/12 of a teaspoon of honey during its life. Which led me to think how remarkable yet limited a bee is. Which led me to think how making honey is a collective endeavour. Which led me to think about the enormous power of consistent and unified effort. Which led to think how Jun Wu could have succeeded if the other officials had helped him. Which led me to think that the same could be applied to Xie Lian and Wei Wuxian. Which led me to think that bringing change and saving humanity/the planet can't be an individual undertaking. Which led me to think that this is also why superheroism feels fictional. Which led me to think this is why I love realistic heroes because they're as naturally powerful as a honey bee. Which led me to think that all of us are kinda great because we're doing our part and that's enough.
Inn Keeper: Is there a healer in this inn?
Granny Wen: That should have been you.
Wen Qing: Popo, you know my medical liscense is on probation right now-
Granny Wen: They're not asking for medical malpractice, are they?
Wen Qing:
Granny Wen: Go on, then -- tell them about your heretical theories, that might help. Perhaps Wei-gongzi could offer an organ, too.
Wen Ning: 😬
Wei Wuxian: 😔

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crack concept: wwx and lwj as jin ling's birth parents
WWX got pregnant with LWJ's child when they were drunk and decided not to tell him. However, it's hard enough to keep one baby fed in the Burial Mounds (A-Yuan), and another mouth is not a good idea. So he asks his Shijie for help.
Jiang Yanli and Jin Zixuan decided to take the baby in. (JZN agreed also 'cause while he knows his wife wants children and he does too, Yanli's illness would not make it possible for her to survive a pregnancy and if they don't have children he'll definetly be forced to take a concubine to sire one and he'd rather die. They'll have an heir too.)
(WWX gets to choose the baby's courtesy name, at least, he picks Rulan for Lan Wangji Related Reasons.)
(Xuanli still die. WWX still dies. LWJ has NO CLUE, but he still raises A-Yuan.)
(Everyone -- INCLUDING LWJ -- only finds out all of this during Guanyin Temple maddess and Jin Ling is traumatised in 15 different ways.)
(Jiang Cheng knew. He knew this whole time and never said a word and still loved Jin Ling.)
if i could make gifsets i would do one with wei wuxian wen qing and jin guangyao to the quote from marat/sade that goes woe to the man who is different who tries to break down all the barriers woe to the man who tries to stretch the imagination of man he shall be mocked he shall be scourged by the blinkered guardians of morality. but i dont know howwwww
have whatever this is instead
thinking about this again. it really is insane how mdzs cultivation world had like. at least 3 once-in-a-generation geniuses on their hands in one generation and murdered all of them
sometimes a family can be a surgeon and a corpse and a blood-magician. sometimes a family is two boys who have died before and their still-living sister the doctor who wasn't there to save them. sometimes a family can be you and your baby brother and a man whose ribcage you have opened up in order to put your hands inside him and cut out his heart, on his request, because he begged you to, in repayment for which two years later he put his hands on your brother's naked soul and dragged him through that dark gate backwards and sealed him again in his own dead gutted body so he wouldn't ever leave you. and somehow im supposed to be normal about it
i Always read the name of xichen's xiao as liebling instead of liebing which honestly feels fitting to me, like he would have a spiritual weapon named darling
au where everything is the same but lan wangji turns into a bunny when he's sad 🥺🥺🥺
(based on iliacquer’s sad bunji thread on twitter, link to thread in the comments)

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If someone could some scholarly Very Serious research on zhangmen-shixiong's performance in the mpreg polls that would be very Englightening thank you very much
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 6 POLL 7
TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?
Yue Qingyuan/Yue Qi (The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System)
Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney)
PROPAGANDA:
[Yue Qingyuan]
"The Sect Leader should get pregnant because the Sect Leader should be the picture of fertility and virility both, boost the usage of male child-bearing pills, and because the whole Sect would go crazy trying to find out who's the baby daddy. I think Yue Qingyuan could benefit from having to raise a child of his own instead of managing disciples, because Yue Qingyuan no longer has a family of his own and deserves one, and this way, perhaps he'd be forced to care about another person again. His strong and qi-rich body would also have an easy pregnancy and have a strong and happy child."
[Phoenix]
"It wouldn't be the weirdest thing that's happened to him."
"Phoenix Wright is in a competition with Batman for who can accidentally adopt the most children. So far, Phoenix has his mentor's little sister, his mentor's cousin, forensics science girl, weird magical girl (aka the only one that the adoption is legally binding), dorky boy who doesn't want to admit he's been adopted, and emotions science girl. Plus, I'm pretty sure he co-adopted his boyfriend's kids (crow, anxious boy, rock star, and samurai) before actually asking his boyfriend out (or at least there's plenty of fics to support that theory). Plus, he sees anyone under 18 in trouble, his default is protective mother hen. 16 yr old girl has grown men lusting after her? Attack mode. Young boy arrested for crime with no defense? Guess who is now your attorney and your parent. He wants to be a parent so badly, and he deserves to carry one of his own."
alright danmei fandom, some of you may not be a big fan of the concept of Pregnant Qi-ge, some of you may still be bitter wei wuxian lost (me), some of you may not even understand why this is important but this is a matter of greatest honour for our elk. this man, yue qingyuan, is our only chance at bringing glory to the danmei fandom in this poll. think of those who we have lost along the way *cough* wei wuxian *cough* and STAND UP FOR OUR GUY
Disciple Shen Jiu, cradling the baby he just gave birth to secretly in the brothel behind CQMS's back: They will tell you that I hate you. They'll say many things. That I'm inhuman, cruel, a beast. When Yue Qi takes over as the sect leader, when I present you to them as his son, they will say... They'll say you're an object I'm using to secure a position. They'll say you're less than human, less than a crybaby beast. They'll talk ill about me, and that's good. They always do that. What's the difference now? But they will speak ill of you, and my heart and yours will break. They'll say it behind your back, in front of you. They'll want to take away your achievements just because of who your parents are. They will make you push yourself, strive to prove that you are better and more, and for them, it will never be enough. But listen to me carefully, you newborn little beast. I love you. I love you more than I have ever loved or will ever love anything, position, stability, person, or myself. You are the best thing I have ever created, the purest thing I have ever touched, the most magnificent thing this wretched body has ever forged. And I'll let them speak ill of you only so that they repent. They'll say all those horrible things, but I'll make sure that every cruel thing they say is something you know how to defend yourself against. They'll attack you, but you'll be strong, smart, and cunning. You'll never lack anything. You'll never have to steal to survive. You'll never go hungry. You will always have a roof, a room, a warm bed. But I won't be able to be warm. I won't be able to hug you, pamper you, spoil you. You'll learn like everyone else; I'll demand more of you than anyone else. I will be your Shizun before your father, your authority before your protector. You already make me proud, but I'll make you believe that you must demand more of yourself, so that no one else can harm you. When they are cruel, hostile, you will think, why does this affect me, if my own father hates me? And I will love you. With every beat of my heart, I will love you, and I will never be able to tell you, because even you won't believe me. And that's good. As long as you're good, that's good. It will all be worth it.
The newly reborn baby Shen Yuan barely comprehends everything that is happening, but understanding every word and discovering at the same time what novel he is in and in the arms of what scum villain he is being lulled: ... *cries very loudly*
mdzs crackship of the week: su minshan and jin zixun
Seer Shang Qinghua AU
Shen Qingqiu: A seer, ay? Let's test that theory. Tell me, how will I die?
Shang Qinghua: You will die after years of torture, ripped limb by limb, and succumbing to death after learning about the fate of one you hold closest
Shen Qingqiu, nervous: I doubt a cheap fraud like you knows what he's talking about
~
Yue Qingyuan: You really upset my shidi. Are you sure the future you tell will become true?
Shang Qinghua: You will fail trying to save him for the second time, and it will cost both of you your lives
Yue Qingyuan, getting up: I- I need to go
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Luo Bingge: Hmph! Is anyone capable of striking me down?
Shang Qinghua: You will gain everything you thought you wanted, and you will die miserable knowing it was never what you truly needed
Luo Bingge, stunned: ...
~
Mobei-Jun: So you're the seer. Tell me, how do I die?
Shang Qinghua: You won't
Mobei-Jun: What?
Shang Qinghua: I will not allow it

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I take your "Hualian adopts WWX au" and give you: what if wangxian adopts honghong-er
I think the best part of the teen wangxian dynamic is that Wei Wuxian would get the most unsubtle bitchy rejection of his life 24 times a day and would still leave their interactions thinking Lan Zhan Is Obsessed with Me 😌😏
and the worst part is that he was right