You saw WHAT on Temu??

"I'm not fat, I'm just so freakin SEXY it overflows"

Your mother was a lone wolf?

A buck fourty-five?! And Amazon wants $50?!

It's a cover to put on a bull's horns so they won't be pointy, but very much resembles something you'd put on a man's 'horn' to keep the swimmers contained in their own aquarium.

At the age of 90 he doesn't look like that anymore.

An M.2 NVMe SSD drive enclosure made to look like a 3.5" floppy. :-D

Windows 10 at Habitat ReStore bins!

Not a Doctor Knuckles product (that'd be Fart Juice or Fart, The Game or maybe Ass Ninja Coffee)... DOWMOO presents Fart Spray! I want that girl's promo shirt. And frankly, I don't need artifical fart scent, I can produce my own room-clearers.

Is this a thing you'd trust to be able to do yourself?

I am aware that this is about Christopher Chahn Bahng, a.k.a. Bang Chan from Stray Kids (thus the smiling Wolf Chan in the O), but my head goes to online discussion forums like 4chan and the rest.

Yup, he's a curvy girl indeed.

Everything you need to know about a seat cushion: The Butt Is So Comfortable! And the description says it's a fart cushion, too!

A note to my Tacoma-area allies: You might know the Spanaway Re-Store has bins of goods and the Puyallup Re-Store has clothes, both refreshed every Friday; a decision came down the pike from Habitat the other day that Puyallup will now also carry goods.

I'm keeping the goofups. Gives people a mental hotfoot.

"ocean coin" charms that look a whole lot like buttholes.