You saw WHAT on Temu??

@weirdstuffontemu

Strange things found on Temu.This is NOT endorsed by or produced Temu, and no promotion of Temu or a given product should be inferred; I'm just sharing weird things that have come across my screen. I'm not providing links so you'll have to search for them yourself. You are welcome to send any goofy screencaps you've got! -Opinions on Temu's business ethics will be ignored-

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She just keeps a 5' tall pair at the end of her bed as lamps.

#temu #ai generated #platform heels #oversized

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Today's find at Habitat ReStore. The reviews on Temu are favorable and I have to agree, this is pretty awesome for five bucks.

#temu #led #message board

A nut tray on the table is normal.

A tray of plastic nuts on the table is weird but we do have wax fruit and bowls of plastic limes so I guess this is an extention of that.

A tray of nuts might contain some dates. Dates are tasty.

A tray of nuts, plastic or real, might include walnuts and peanuts and posisbly dates, sure, but as for chestnuts and acorns?

#temu #that's just nuts #fake nuts #table decorations #inedible

Love that brand name. As it turns out, there are farmers and butchers who feed pigs the waste material from ganja growers, which benefits all parties though it's not very high in nutrition so other vegatable waste needs to be mixed in. Articles say this does not get the pigs high though some THC is retained in the meat, but YouTube seems to have a good number of videos of "stoned pigs" in the wild.

A pig pot party would definitely bring you happiness.

He's a boar who's never a bore.

#temu #party decorations #pig pot party #420 blaze it OINK

Kim Kardashian air fresheners: "smells like crying!"

*not endorsed by or produced by Kim K. **actual scent is similar to Little Tree "Bold Ice"

[the maker's insta - 2019]

#temu #air freshener #keeping up with the kardashians

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Admittedly this came from Amazon but I did find a "Storm Pooper" vinyl sticker in the wild. Temu has other designs with that wording and other images, and like the Amazon listing shows this is big enough to fit under the lid of your commode.

#temu #star wars #poop joke

If you put bee stings on your 'bee stings', they get swole?

#temu #modern boobie technology #turns setters into pointers

Tell me you don't want this.

#temu #sticker #cat #chonky

Holy LEGOs, another brick building set!

#temu #religion #build your own idol #brick crucifiction

Famous singer, actress/producer, and cake mix seller, Ducky Parton.

#I'll turn you from a rooster to a hen in one shot!#dolly parton #temu #rubber ducks

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OMG!! MEAT!!!!!!

#temu #eager #carnivore #mushrooms #paper towel holder

Pretty sure this is a reference to "Dominick The Donkey", a Christmas song by Lou Monte (1960). If you want to mess with people, tell people it's a reference to Bing Crosby's "The Small One" (1946) instead. :)

#temu #shirt #christmas #chingedy ching

Bluetooth receiver -- an actual receiver for your headphones, not a transmitter that plugs into the device making the sound, like every single freaking listing on Temu and Amazon seem to be -- that looks like Baymax from Big Hero Six. Formerly an Amazon offering.

Bonus note: This came with a puffy battery inside and wouldn't charge, so I bought a new battery on eBay for twice what I paid for the receiver. It charges now, so let's see if the sound quality is okay since when I tried it out to make sure the battery I soldered in it sounded uneven.

#temu #bluetooth #big hero six

I love the padding in descriptions that have nothing to do with the product. "Dog lover T-shirt, easy tailoring highlights masculinity."

#lil jon #we gonna decorate low low low low low #Temu #shirt #decorating the tree does make the sweat drip from my #christmas

Not so much weird, but something I actually found in the wild at Value Village -- a 10,000mAH powerbank; the biggest difference being that this one has a flashlight function and mine doesn't and mine has two USB-A outputs rather than whatever an "Android input" is , NBD.

Four power cords built in (USB-A, USB-B micro, USB-C, Lightning) and two USB-A jacks on the end around the USB-C input plus the display to show how much charge it has in realtime. I paid $10 so it was $7 less than standard and 50 cents more than the price they're offering me, but these cost a bit more in the real world ($19-23 on Amazon) so I did pretty okay. It does hold a charge so AFAIK it wasn't donated for that reason, which is the usual fear about thrifted powerbanks.

#temu #powerbank #usb #why did this offer me the tag 'powertitties'?

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...pardon? "Happy Birthday! Digging for Easter Eggs!"

#temu #party favors #easter birthday #birthday easter

Mine didn't cost $20, I got it at Habitat ReStore.

For the record it does work pretty okay, but it's just a cradle with a backlight to put a slide or a negative into so you can snap the picture with your cell phone -- it does no scanning itself.

#temu #photography

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