Fell Down The Rabbit Hole

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

hey the 400 people in the notes with boners is everything okay at home

my body is not a flesh prison, it’s a divine weapon that I get to inhabit during my time on this earth. And also it’s fuckable like crazy

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

@maverickmage

Have the gods actually struck anyone down over this lately or are you just appointing yourself to get angry on their behalves?

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died