Fröhliche Weihnachten

Leftists already support him. (Because they were told to.) You don't have to sell him to them.

Every. Single. Day. You hear more about how evil this piece of trash is. He’s the worst.

people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

After the past two years of job searching, this is the most accurate post I’ve seen.

Bingo!!! 💯👍🏻💯👍🏻💯👽🛸

These signs make it easy to avoid the terrorists.

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

I'm sorry but I just have to appreciate the wordplay on that last sign. It's brilliant.

No meters were harmed in the creation of this car (or used!)

“Your kid says hi.” -The sun